AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw
He’s not impressed with your wizard’s beard made of soap bubbles, sitting at the opposite end of the bath with his shades resting on the side with your glasses, both steamed over from the heated water. He gives your arm a nudge with his foot, kicking up enough water to dissolve your beard away with a smirk.
“You’re so fucking lame, I ain’t dating some old beardy guy.”
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Katelyn
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair Style/Color: long as fuck and curly as fuck
- Height: like 5’2 or 5’4?
- Clothing style: whatever smells fresh (haha ew)
- Best physical feature: probably my hair?
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: deep water, drowning, asphyxiation, lots and lots more??
- Your guilty pleasure: (i dont want to say hahaAHa)
- Ambitions for the future: to be happy
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: nnnnnnnngaahhfh
- What you think about most: life? haha wtf i dont know
- What you think about before bed: whatever pissed me off that day
- You think your best quality is: i guess i make people laugh so thats cool
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: group dates!!
- To be loved or respected: respected i guess
- Beauty or brains: brains
- Dogs or cats: dont make me choose omf
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: yeah but i always feel bad haha ahhaha
- Believe in yourself: not really
- Believe in love: yeah
- Want someone: got someone aw ye
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: at school concerts???
- Done drugs: ye i guess
- Changed who you were to fit in: always
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: at the moment red!!
- Favorite animal: ohhh god um african wild dogs
- Favorite movie: um i dont know sorry
- Favorite game: tera online/pokemon diamond, son.
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: september 15th
- How old will you be: 17 (haha)
- Age you lost your virginity: nnnnnn
- Does age matter: depends on the situation!
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: not shit (sorry i dont know)
- Best eye color: brown or green or wow all of them
- Best hair color: all of the colours
- Best thing to do with a partner: hold hands and talk about shitty things
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: pancakes
- I feel: heavy
- I hide: everything haha (haha)
- I miss: kael
- I wish: i was better at stuff and things